If You Want To Stay Sober Tee
$25.00
If you don't want to drink it's best you stay home with this tee. This stylish tee radiates comfort and laid-back vibes, making it a must-have addition to any wardrobe. It's ideal for adults who appreciate quality and style, whether for daily wear or special occasions. Great for gifting during holidays like birthdays and festivals, this tee effortlessly fits into both casual and semi-formal settings. Enjoy a unique sense of expression with our vibrant designs, perfect for those who love to stand out while staying comfortable.
Product features
- Twill tape stabilizes shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Knitted in one piece, reducing fabric waste and enhancing aesthetics.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape and adds comfort.
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing.
- Ethically made 100% US cotton supports sustainable practices.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Why Choose Insult Life?
At Insult Life, we’re all about keeping it real and keeping it funny. Every piece of our collection, from tees to mugs, is made to remind you (and everyone around you) not to take life too seriously.

Designed to Stand Out
We know you don’t want the same boring designs as everyone else. That’s why our products are packed with personality, making each one a unique conversation starter.

Perfectly Balanced
With a blend of humor and a touch of cheekiness, our gear keeps things light-hearted and fun, whether you’re rocking it at a BBQ or making the morning coffee a little more interesting.